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The Empire Of Glass

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There is a world where all sound is music and all dreams are possible. It can be reached by every living being. Chillum, citizen of the omniverse, ultra-eccentric hippy, was on a breezy, pipe-smoking excursion, looking for his cat. He knew this was a fairly pointless exercise because the cat, like most cats, often went pretty well wherever he wanted. But still, he felt like a wander, and he had a decent novel to finish reading just incase there was any particularly awesome trees to rest under. Then, not really suddenly, or if it was, Chillum was too laid back to notice, The Omneye appeared. Watcher of everything, overseer of the balance of what is cool and what is simply not, the giant, omnidimensional eye ball thing communicated his news to him. 'I've found him,' it said. 'Where,' answered Chillum. 'Over there somewhere, 'The Omneye didn't indicate, being just an eye and having nothing to indicate with. 'Cheers mate, yeah, that's right helpful of you,' replied Chillum, without a hint of sarcasm in his voice. Honest! Any ways, he found his cat sat at a computer nearby.'What you doing, man?'. 'Meowoewoew!' answered the cat. 'Yes I know you're not a man, you are a cat. What do you mean it's your computer, anyway?' The Omneye appeared again, 'It turns out he's quite good with the old digital era, your cat. Having had to listen to your made-up singing and humming all the time, he's decided to try and cash in on it,' said The Omneye, and believe me, it would have a big cheesy grin if it was capable. 'I said I knew some folks and that you should all get together and do that thing. Just call me "The Ten Percent Omnidimensional Eye Ball Thing", yeah!'. Chillum nearly jumped twelve feet then, when a ghostly hand came to rest on his shoulder. 'Jesus!'. 'No, Orchestra, ' corrected the ghost of a truly stunning babe. 'Don't I know you?'.' Well, how many times has that line worked for you?'. 'If I could just interrupt your banter a mo'? This, Chillum, is Orchestra who as you can see has passed on. As that has simply no relevance where we are, she is joining us to orchestrate the harmony's of the spirit world, a lot of whom happen to be quite good with string instruments,' announced The Omneye. 'Oh, I see,' said Chillum. 'Em, could I just interject as to hazard who'll be making the tea?' said a new voice. Chillum looked over to see an octopus hovering on a futuristic platform with drum-like pads on. Omneye continued his introductions, 'This chap is Octobeat. He was genetically augmented by a crazy English Scientist....' . Octobeat, interrupted, '....but I subsequently left Professor Sursur's company because he is quite the most mentally challenged personage I ever hope to be in the company of.' The stereo speaker that Chillum was leaning on while all of this went on started to rise. It was, in fact, a robot like head.' Now don't tell me, an anthropomorphic bassbin, yeah,' he said. 'Well done sir. You even guessed his name. I can see I'm in quite literate company now,' said Octobeat. 'That just leaves Be-Vox,' said The Omneye, as a colourful sphere with a pouting pair of lips, descended from above. 'This is BeVox. She is of a species capable of re-creating any sound, perfectly. Only has a short memory though.' 'Why am I here, then,' smiled BeVox. 'Let's have a quick practice then, shall we?' said The Omneye, as if he were going to actually join in. The group jammed away to one of Chillum's tunes. 'Yeah man, that is happening. ' said The Omneye. ' Anyway, quick photo........smashing. If you'd just like to sign here,' a form appeared before the band. 'Well there we are. A sensation is born, ' said The Omneye, vanishing with his contracts. And the rest is.............Reletive! (c) Rob Tizzard 1998

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